A FEW JOKES YOU CAN'T SAY AREN'T BIBLICAL ...

Q What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
A Ruthless

Q What do they call pastors in Germany?
A German Shepherds.

Q Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Q Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

Q What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.
Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.

Q Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A Samson. He brought the house down.

Q What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
A Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Q What's the phone number of the Garden of Eden?
A ADAM-8-1-2

Q Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

Q Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A The area around Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.

Q Which Bible character had no parents?
A Joshua, son of Nun.

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