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TRUE QUOTES ABOUT SCIENCE FROM KIDS Part 1

One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second.
You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it, you got hit, so never mind.
When they broke open molecules, they found they were only stuffed with atoms. But when they broke open atoms, they found them stuffed with explosions.
When people run around and around in circles, we say they are crazy. When planets do it, we say they are orbiting.
While the earth seems to be knowingly keeping its distance from the sun, it is really only centrificating.
Most books now say our sun is a star. But it still knows how to change into a sun in the daytime.
A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wants to go.
Many dead animals of the past changed to fossils, others preferred to become oil.
Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let them know we know they are there.
Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun. But I have never been able to make out the numbers.
We say the cause of perfume disappearing is evaporation. Evaporation gets blamed for a lot of things people forget to put the top on.
I am not sure how clouds get formed. But the clouds know how to do it, and that is the important thing.
In making rain water, it takes everything from H to O.
Rain is saved up in cloud banks.
Cyanide is so poisonous that one drop of it on a dog's tongue will kill the strongest man.
Thunder is a rich source of loudness.
Isotherms and isobars are even more important than their names sound.
It is so hot in some parts of the world that the people there have to live in other places.

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		TRUE QUOTES ABOUT SCIENCE FROM KIDS Part 1 One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second. You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it, you got hit, so never mind. When they broke open molecules, they found they were only stuffed with atoms. But when they broke open atoms, they found them stuffed with explosions. When people run around and around in circles, we say they are crazy. When planets do it, we say they are orbiting. While the earth seems to be knowingly keeping its distance from the sun, it is really only centrificating. Most books now say our sun is a star. But it still knows how to change into a sun in the daytime. A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wants to go. Many dead animals of the past changed to fossils, others preferred to become oil. Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let them know we know they are there. Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun. But I have never been able to make out the numbers. We say the cause of perfume disappearing is evaporation. Evaporation gets blamed for a lot of things people forget to put the top on. I am not sure how clouds get formed. But the clouds know how to do it, and that is the important thing. In making rain water, it takes everything from H to O. Rain is saved up in cloud banks. Cyanide is so poisonous that one drop of it on a dog's tongue will kill the strongest man. Thunder is a rich source of loudness. Isotherms and isobars are even more important than their names sound. It is so hot in some parts of the world that the people there have to live in other places. www.MikeysFunnies.com © Christian Family Network is run by CPO, supported by Care for the Family, Marriage Resource, Positive Parenting, Care, Women Alive, Christian Herald and many others.