THE THINGS KIDS SAY ...TO GOD

FERVENT WISHES, SUGGESTIONS & COMPLAINTS

If you give me a genie lamp like Aladdin, I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set.
-Raphael

My brother is a rat. You should give him a tail. Ha ha.
-Danny

Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year.
-Peter

Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each so much if they had their own room. It works with my brother.
-Larry

I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so much hair all over.
-Sam

APPROVALS, CONFIDENCES & THANKS

You don't have to worry about me. I always look both ways.
-Dean

I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
-Ruth M.

I think about you sometimes even when I'm not praying.
-Elliott

I bet it is very hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it.
-Nan

Of all the people who work for you I like Peter and John the best.
-Rob

My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right.
-Marsha

If you watch in church on Sunday I will show you my new shoes.
-Mickey D.

I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.
-Love, Chris

We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school they said you did it. So I bet he stole your idea.
-Sincerely, Donna

I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want you to know but I am not just saying that because you are God.
-Charles

I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday. That was cool.
-Eugene

I don't ever feel alone since I found out about you.
-Nora

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