REAL-LIFE
ADS, PART 1
- Lost
small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
- A
superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served
by waitresses in appetizing forms.
- Dinner
Special: Turkey £2.35; Chicken or Beef £2.25; Children £2.00.
- For
sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large
drawers.
- Now
is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair
to take home, too.
- We
do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully
by hand.
- For
Sale: Eight puppies from a German Shepherd and an Alaskan Hussy.
- Great
Dames for sale.
- Have
several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.
- Tired
of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.
- Dog
for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
- Vacation
Special: have your home exterminated.
- The
hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and
other athletic facilities.
- Get
rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.
- Four-poster
bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.
- Stock
up and save. Limit one.
- For
Sale: Three canaries of undetermined sex.
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