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BEST EXCUSES IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT WORK

It's okay ... I'm still billing the client.
They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
This is just a 15-minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.
I was working smarter, not harder.
Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper.
I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!
This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!
I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.
I'm in the management-training programme.
This is an exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work!
I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practise Yoga?
Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to that problem you told me about yesterday.
The coffee machine is broke ...
Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot.
Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!
I was crosstraining for telecommuting.
Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!
I wasn't sleeping. I was trying to pick up my contact lens without hands.

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		BEST EXCUSES IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT WORK It's okay ... I'm still billing the client. They told me at the blood bank this might happen. This is just a 15-minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to. I was working smarter, not harder. Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper. I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm! This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people! I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance. I'm in the management-training programme. This is an exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work! I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practise Yoga? Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to that problem you told me about yesterday. The coffee machine is broke ... Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot. Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off! I was crosstraining for telecommuting. Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic! I wasn't sleeping. I was trying to pick up my contact lens without hands. www.mikeysfunnies.com © Christian Family Network is run by CPO, supported by Care for the Family, Marriage Resource, Positive Parenting, Care, Women Alive, Christian Herald and many others.