THE
THINGS THEY SAID
"When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman
in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or
the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?'"
~ Quentin Crisp
"I think that all right-thinking people in this country are sick and tired
of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being
sick and tired. I'm certainly not! But I'm sick and tired of being told that
I am!"
~ Monty Python
"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house."
~ George Carlin
"Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution
inevitable."
~ John F. Kennedy
"Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which
I disapprove."
~ Ashleigh Brilliant
"My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right."
~ Ashleigh Brilliant
"For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but
phone calls taper off."
~ Johnny Carson
"I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give
the wrong answers."
~ A Bit of Fry and Laurie
"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least
expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit."
~ In the August 1993 issue (page 9) of PS magazine, the US Army's magazine of
preventive maintenance
"Don't worry about temptation. As you grow older, it starts avoiding you."
~ Old Farmer's Almanac
"The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled."
~ Plutarch
"The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad."
~ Salvador Dali
"Sacred cows make the best hamburger."
~ Mark Twain
"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then
a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'"
~ Charlie Brown
© Christian
Family Network
is run by CPO, supported by
Care for the Family, Marriage Resource, Positive Parenting,
Care, Women Alive, Christian Herald and many others.