THE DEEP, DARK PIT

A man fell into a pit and couldn't get himself out.

A subjective person came along and said: "I feel for you down there."

An objective person walked by and said: "It's logical that someone would fall down there."

A Pharisee said: "Only bad people fall into pits."

A mathematician calculated how deep the pit was.

A news reporter wanted the exclusive story on the pit.

A tax inspector asked if he was paying taxes on the pit.

A self-pitying person said: "You haven't seen anything until you've seen my pit."

A fire-and-brimstone preacher said: "You deserve your pit."

A psychologist noted: "Your mother and father are to blame for your being
in that pit."

A personal trainer said: "Believe in yourself and you can get out of that pit."

An optimist said: "Things could be worse."

A pessimist claimed: "Things will get worse."

"Jesus, seeing the man, took him by the hand and lifted him out of the pit."

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