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He who laughs last thinks slowest
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at maths
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you
Auntie Em, hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog - Dorothy
Time is what keeps everything from happening at once
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck
Where there's a will, I want to be in it
Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
Time is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all of its students
Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have
Warning: dates in calendar are closer than they appear
We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things got worse
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else
Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home
There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't
Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

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		Car stickers of our time He who laughs last thinks slowest Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at maths It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you Auntie Em, hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog - Dorothy Time is what keeps everything from happening at once I get enough exercise just pushing my luck Where there's a will, I want to be in it Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it Time is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all of its students Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have Warning: dates in calendar are closer than they appear We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things got worse Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes Consciousness: That annoying time between naps Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word? from M Brown (www.mikeysfunnies.com) © Christian Family Network is run by CPO, supported by Care for the Family, Marriage Resource, Positive Parenting, Care, Women Alive, Christian Herald and many others.